I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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