Are we in a gay sports bar?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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