so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
