I'd wear matching sweaters with you
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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