This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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