your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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