is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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