Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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