I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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