I'm really into asian looking animals
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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