how can u be prego again
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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