I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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