Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Even my vagina gasped.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
OPIZZABONMYDICK
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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