i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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