when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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