he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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