physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
