Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
