I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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