And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
