i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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