There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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