you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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