Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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