Sponge bath it is.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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