it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Still dying that you shit outside
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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