Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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