scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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