Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
