i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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