dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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