I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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