If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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