I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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