So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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