you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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