But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Randomize