I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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