walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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