Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
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