i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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