He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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