Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
