it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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