Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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