Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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