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He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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