Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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