dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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