How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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