Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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