Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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