And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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