u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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