Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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