my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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